Home Accessories

Soooooo, do you ever wonder if sometimes you are the one who owns the children's furniture. . .


. . . or that they actually own you?


This isn't what I anticipated when I planned out my home decor.

Oh well, I am sure it is just a phase that will pass,

in like 10 more years.

I think it was stated best by an actor in the TV Show "Men of a Certain Age" who once said, "One day you wake up and your tripping over tricycles and your house smells like poo." You said it, buddy!

The Neverending Cycle

Dear Da'nelle,
In behalf of all of your home flooring, I would like to thank you for mopping me (about) once a week. Even if it only stays in that condition for a matter of hours. It could sadly even be measured in minutes. Anyways, thanks for trying.

Sincerely, Your kitchen floor

P.S. The bathrooms would like to speak with you next